February 2011
poster boys for sarcasm: How To Piss People Off →
bittersweetcacophony:
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.
f you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
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January 2011
“I was lying in my bed this morning and all of a sudden I got this really sharp...”
“Whoa. What just happened?”
